Thursday, June 28, 2007

Passed

YAYAYYAAYYAY

I've jsut got 61% for my last module.

Feedback was relevant and fair.

Very happy.

:D

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Monday, June 18, 2007

Which StarWars character are you?

Your results:
You are Chewbacca






















Chewbacca
73%
Lando Calrissian
71%
Boba Fett
71%
Mace Windu
68%
Luke Skywalker
68%
Han Solo
66%
Qui-Gon Jinn
65%
Princess Leia
61%
Anakin Skywalker
61%
Darth Vader
58%
Sure you're tall and hairy,
but you've got heart!


(This list displays the top 10 results out of a possible 21 characters)


Click here to take the "Which Star Wars character am I?" quiz...

Thursday, June 14, 2007

My school website

I'm rather proud of the website that I've made for my school.

Pop by on www.guston.kent.sch.uk

Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Attack of the killer bees

At lunch time today a huge swarm of bees descended on the school playground!
Virtually all the kids went inside apart from 2 dumb lads who thought it was "cool" to wander about in the swarm shouting "Come ON!"

The whole playground was full of the little buggers. Eventually after about 30 mins they all descended onto a tree and made a swarming mass.


They then stayed there until all the kids had gone home.


Some bloke came to remove them. He basically put a protective mask on, put a black bin bag around the swarm then cut the twig.

He then jumped down shouting...oh that didn't go well as bees swarmed out of the sack and covered him from head to toe.

I left to go and laugh myself silly.

Never a dull day working in a school.

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Face book / myspace

I've created a myspace account www.myspace.com/oliwyllie and also an account at facebook www.facebook.com

Drop by if you like.

WOW TOP DAY

I've just had one of the best days at work.

We have a drama company called Wildest Dreams in at school this term. They are working with all the classes and there will be a whole school production at the end of term.

I was with Year 3 and Year 4 this morning for their sessions.
The drama guys, QJ!!!! and Chris got them using their imaginations with a paper towel. Pretending it was a different object at miming to the rest of the class.

We then split into small groups and had to make up a story using the paper towel.

With the Yr3 class I was with 4 very imaginative girls. They decided that I should be a wicked king. The king was hungry and sent his daughter, the princess obviously, out to kill a unicorn for his dinner. The unicorn was where we used the paper towel, rolled up as a horn and held in place by a hairclip!

The princess didn't want to kill the unicorn but I stamped my feet and made her. LOL.

So she goes off into the forest and shoots the unicorn with her arrow. Then falls to the ground distraught. Then 2 fairies fly down and use their magic to remove the arrow and make the Unicorn come back to life. All hug.

I then ride up on my horse, furious that I'm still hungry.
The princess and the fairies turn and shoot me dead! I fall to the ground.

The fairies then realise that they will lose their powers as they have killed someone and fall to their knees and holf their faces.

The End.

btw it was all done as a mime.


2nd Play is with Yr4 (my class)

I'm with 2 boys(slightly disruptive pupils) and 1 girl.

It's School sports day and William the magician is going to do a magic trick to open the proceedings.
He asks for a volunteer from the audience. Me. (Me Sir, Pick Me Sir, Me Sir) Arm waiving like a tree in a hurricane.

He then tells me & audience that he's going to turn me into a monkey.
I lie down and he casts the spell. Usng the rolled up paper towel as a magic wand After a bit of thrashing about on the floor I jump up and run around the audience making monkey noises etc etc.

I then dissapear behind a curtain. Magician says " Phew thank god that monkey's gone, we best get the races underway before he returns. So other 2 pupils who have been warming up get into their starting positions.

As Go is shouted I leap out from behind the curtain and chase the runners.


And... I get paid to do this....

Sunday, June 10, 2007

Nuthin to do

Odd feeling having submitted last module of first year.

Uni doesn't start agin until mid Sep. Will try to do some reading in between.

Guess I'll have to start being Super Hubby/Dad to make up for being more than a little grumpy recently.

Friday, June 08, 2007

FINISHED

YAY....

I've submitted the last module of my first year.


Whoopy dooo